505 song catalog

"Tex"
505

(this ones for all of those backwoods, redneck, slack-jawed, deliverance motherfuckers.)

I was born in Mesquite, Texas.
On the road, made my way through Memphis.
Nashville, Tennessee.
On this 18 Wheeler, I'll find my way home.


"I like it Clean"
505

I like it clean (x4)

clean clothes,
clean house,
brushed my teeth
now i've got a clean mouth.

I like it clean (x4)

"Weekend Load"
505

I've got my weekend load
(weekend load)
I've got my weekend load
(weekend load)
I've got my weekend load
(weekend load)

I've got my weekend
weekend
weekend
weekend
weekend load.



you all know the last one, but i don't want to blow up Tom's spot.

they could use some work...keep practicing those harmonies.

it's saturday. time to shine. do or die.

-KMD

some lucky ladies...

one walk on the beach and they would do whatever i wanted...

that's what im talking about.


...and look at how pumped they were to see my dick!






they were talking about visiting this weekend.

ill keep my fingers crossed.

- dobbs

Cheap Food

Hey hey babygirls,

I'll be at Johnny's from 9 to 3. Dalton specials could be on the house if I'm in the right company. I'll let you know once I know.

But really... this weekend...

Hopefully this weekend I'll meet a nice girl and make her my girlfriend...



oh baby, oh baby.





I'll feel like a real winner if I make this happen.




But really, hope everyone stays frosty and has a good time... should be fun.

what's up doods

we made it, it's the fucking weekend.

first off, i finally figured out the deal with the keg money:

- fresh give me 2 dollars (you already gave me 5)

- tom give me 1 dollar and johnny 6.

- mark give johnny 7.

- andrew be smart and save your money for cool bike shit.

works out to 7ish a person. dont ask questions, you'll just get confused.

besides all that,

lets get a 22nd floor swirl going on.
steal from the dining hall.

im not sure what's good tonight, but we have a fresh keg so we'll figure it out.

and then tomorrow the caleb and marine electric show at bucci's.
...and you know bucci's is a killer place to pick up some unsuspecting youngin's.


I still feel like the man having Polar Bear Club and The Gaslight Anthem written on the beer pong list, and you should too. now it's time to convince the girls. Its going to be a good one boys, let's throw up some numbers.

happy trails,
handjobbins

Nice Face...

...but really.....this rules.

tonight

is humid and it took everyone a billion hours to leave and i need to go to bed soon

also i invited everyone to post on here so it should get mad rowdy soon

ps. sheisty