Monday, May 18, 2009

By the way, I really need to stop staying up until 6 a.m. watching youtube....

And they say chivalry is dead...

Jesus Christ.

So, speaking of wrestling, I used to watch this as a kid.....

Try to pick out how many things in this clip a child should not watch:

By the way Owen Hart Died from falling from the rafters and snapping his neck on the corner of the ring.


Mr. Kenny

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Glorious Weekend Ahead of Us...

Alright, so this weekend's forecast is looking pretty epic. The crew is coming up from Brooklyn for the weekend so let's party. The last Lion's Den show featuring Caleb Loinheart, The Marine Electric, and The Viking is on Saturday accompanied by a BBQ and a party afterwards. Also, it's tulip fest all weekend which I would not mind getting a little sauced and checking out. We have a lot of work ahead of us, ladies and dirtbags, so get pumped...I know I am.

-Mr. Kenny

Sunday, May 3, 2009

It's like the Bible. But real.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Webisodes coming soon.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

from the PBC blog:

"I mean, how many more times can i tell you how wasted I got last night before i start sounding like a brain dead frat bro? Well, Let's say it one more time - kids, daddy time traveled last night. That's how sloppy yours truly got. I traveled through time. Thanks again, Albany!"

"Out of the three shows so far, Albany has been my favorite. Not only was the PBC crowd reaction the best yet, like I mentioned before I was pretty torn up."

I think the whole party time traveled that night. nice job everyone there saturday, you helped make it one of my best life parties. so much fun.

now im just hoping that they come back and play with living with lions. that would be amazing.

Mystery Mailer

So someone mailed me a cutout picture of Bono's head from a Rolling Stone cover. There was no address and I am pretty curious to find out who it was. The photo it was taken from is above.

P.S. My number one suspision is Tiny so if it is: Tiny, don't think you pulled a fast one on me because I know that you were somehow involved.


Sunday, March 22, 2009

Friday, March 20, 2009

The Biggest of Weekends

...we've been waiting a while for this. let's hope all the running has paid off and we'll be on our toes. If anyone wants a free ride down to brooklyn for the marine electric show, let me know. The show is only 5 doughlars and it comes with a cup for the keg. we'll be there early so i'm sure we will get our fill of keg beers. It might make a good weekend great. Other than that, we still have to figure out our ride situation for the pbc show. it's at shelter, so we can't walk there. we can take a cab if we absolutely had to, but we should try to avoid that. start brainstorming. also, let's hold down the door at our place on saturday. if noone comes in that we don't want in then hopefully we will not have to kick anyone out. I'm going to go out there and say that we should not get SUPER wasted until the party gets going a bit and we feel comfortable with the crowd...just in case we have to deal with a situation. There is going to be a shitload of kids at the show, so it's quite possible a lot of people we don't know get word of the party and try to come through. 2 kegs? definitely.
oh, and speaking of crime reports:
i'm glad to see we are all off the map on that one.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Monday, March 16, 2009

Stop and Hear the Music

This is a hidden video of a world-renown violinist, Joshua Bell, playing a crazy difficult set for a subway station audience in Washington, D.C.. In a social experiment organized by the Washington Post Joshua, among others, wondered just how much of an appreciation do ordinary people have for the arts on an everyday basis. The results may or may not surprise you:

Bell played a total of of six classical pieces over the course of 43 minutes, during which time 1,097 people passed by:

-27 people donated a total of $32
-only seven bothered to stand and watch for more than a full minute

Now I know none of us at 505 are classical music aficionados but I hope we'd at least be able to notice a world class musician shredding his dick off in a subway station. Maybe we'd even watch for a bit. Either way, seeing this reminded me to stay frosty when it comes to appreciating art and creativity no matter where I find it. Don't have your head up your ass or you may miss something pretty dope.

Read the Pulitzer Prize winning Washington Post article here if you want to know more about the whole deal

...Or if you think violins are pussy shit then check out a sampling of some real badasses instead

Thursday, March 12, 2009

St. Patrick's Day Dinner

It's that time of year again where my favorite holiday rolls around and it's about time that we had a nice old fashioned St. Patrick's Day dinner. The menu is as follows:

Myself and Mr. Dobbins will be preparing a shepherds pie

Andrew and Hanalle will be making potato leek soup

Ms. McGugart will be making Irish soda bread

If anyone else has any other ideas of anything to bring, their contributions are more than welcome. If you want to bring something other than corned beef and cabbage let us know because we have "The Irish Potato Cookbook" courtesy of Christine "Tiny" Dobbins.

Hope you guys are interested because it should be a good time.


Thomas Patrick Michael Kenny

Monday, March 9, 2009


Kevin, managed to gain enough weight to weigh the same amount as he did fully clothed, except in boxers and a tshirt only. 160.
Doug, 214.

Game on!

Saturday, March 7, 2009


Starting MONDAY. 505 is having a weight loss competition.

1st Place, Greatest % Weight Lost
2nd Place, Most Pounds Lost

We are getting a treadmill for the nook Monday night at 8:30.

Thomas and Andrew have no chance whatsoever.

Kevin "I know I'm going to win, I don't know why he thinks he even stands a chance"

Weigh in is on Monday night. No later than 9:30pm.
Deadline is March 23rd by no later 9:30pm.
Boxers and T-Shirt, nothing else.
If you go to the hospital for malnutrition or anything related, that is an automatic win.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Holy shit!

Apparently enough people have searched for us to get us a Google Suggest entry!
...this blog is also the first result!

You fuckers need to keep updating!
Also I have rubbed my genitals on everything in the house and have been naked since no one else is home.


Thursday, February 5, 2009


One box of Kraft Three Cheese Macaroni and Cheese:

One package of Oreo cookies:

If anyone knows who is stealing my food let me know. Theres nothing like coming home after a long day with an empty stomach and finding out that your food has mysteriously disappeared.


Thursday, January 29, 2009

Monday, January 26, 2009

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

505 on the internet, and around the world

This house is famous.

Let me start with saying that I love bikes, and I also like computers and subsequently blogs. Those three things together make it very easy for me to like the hysterical blog, relating to bikes and how ridiculous things can get. It's called BikeSnobNYC and it's hysterical.

However, recently there has been a contest going on in blog-land. The prizes, as said by Sir Snob himself are:

It's almost time for me to finally choose a winner of The Great BSNYC/RTMS Fyxomatosis Photo Parody Contest (presented by Boston Whaler Boats--The Unsinkable Legend). Just to refresh your memory, the winner of this contest will receive: a pie plate (but not the schmata I'm using to hold the pie plate); a chainring (courtesy of Fyxomatosis); a beer cozy and an elk's tooth (courtesy of Stevil of HTATBL); and a Boston Whaler decal (courtesy of Bluenoser). You'll also get a smock, but only if you want one.

That's right. I can win a pie plate, (the actual prize of this contest--) an awesome $80 chainring, a Beer Cozy/Elk Tooth combo pack (the coolest prize) and a Boston Whaler Decal.

The contest was simple, submit sexually implicative pictures of bicycles. Easy. And this is where 505 gets involved.

Click above to see the actual flickr page, feel free to comment! (and say how thats the best picture of the bunch--hah)

We are on the map.


remember when we hung out with these dudes? check this out:

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

OBAMA 09'!

my thoughts on the inauguration: yo yo ma fucking shreds.

john/mark/tom you might dig this band:

for you sunny day real estate fans:

jeremy enigk (singer/guitarist of SDRE) still plays shows and occasionally plays SDRE songs. He's like 34 now or something. this is him playing In Circles last spring. It is great.

I'll be back late wednesday (around 10) with a tattoo and mike depietro. prep yourselves.

love always,

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Friday, January 2, 2009

Happy New Year

Happy New Year to everyone. Let's make it a good one full of sing-alongs and intense stovetop games.

See you guys soon.