Saturday, December 27, 2008

505 Christmas Spirit

I was feeling generous and decided to give you all hypothetical gifts. Enjoy.

Some dope snow tires so you can ride dirty all year long.

A jar of peanut butter because I know you love it so much.

A bunch of high school yearbooks so you can scope all the under 18 hotties.

A strap on wiener so you don't have to screw your dick on anymore.

All my presents because you were thoughtful enough to shotty them on Christmas morning.

So, merry Christmas. Enjoy the gifts boys...

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